Blog ideas!

Yes, i'm bored again but thanks to Blog Ideas i have inspiration to write meaningless words put together in the format where you would belive it's real!

Anyway, here it goes.

If you were the president...

If i was one, i'll decree that i rock and would be an ego-monster by putting up poster of myself on every inch of the goddamn wall! And also to ban celery import cause they are sinful. To complete the celery hating mind-washing programm, i'll forced publications of textbooks to include celeries as the main villian in every single damn war. Of course the cleries lovers would start protesting now yadayadya.... I'll just shoot anyone who dares to (even remotely) say the like celeries. Ginger would be the second banned veggie.

Gosh, i'll make such a good president. Adore me my people!

Things you would do if you weren't afraid.

I would eat ginger slice by slice, eat some celeries, drink some cynaide, bash the head of some moronic and annoying people. Oh yeah, and to say something like "I hate even single cell in your body and i REALLY hope you'll suffer a excurciating death." to some of the people i know.

Why do dogs sniff each other in the ass?

Duh, that's simple. They did it to know each other better. Just like what momma say about using a needle to test if that random man is your daddy or something to that extent...

Alternate uses for crayons.

Oh god, there are so many... I'll just say 5 of them.

1. Use a lipstick

2. Use as food dyes for those moronic friends who you pretend to like but can't wait for them to die.

3. Use as paints for those poor people who can't afford paint and so, let their children doodle on the wall and call it 'Artistic realism for the all-inspired'

4. Use as a pen for writing cheques when your children are done with using pens for their journey of 'Artistic realism for the all-inspired'

5. Steal them just to annoy your younger siblings. Better still, break it tiny pieces in front of them.