Like wow... absolutely WOW!
Holy bananas! one of my friend failed the test, our teacher LMC was very adamant about sending him to Chinese B because:
You might as well focus on what's more important, your maths, science and english.
So he told her his science, maths and english was very good. She doubted that and ask for his marks.
Friend:Maths: 30/40, Science Physis: 24/25, Science chemistry: 21/25
LMC: ....
My god, that was so funny, she was at a loss for words! Nice to see that that she-beast was still vulnearable after all x)
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Another wow, i passed my freaking chinese *cue cheers, joys and peace on earth*
That's so unreal, surreal and wierd. It's like hell just froze over and pigs are flying!
But i can't really 'celebrate' it cause my friend failed horribly and he was suppose to be the chinese pro damn it!
Either his standard is dropping faster than sodium reacting with water or my standard just soared helluva fast!
The Ma familiy never bows down to fate!(or evil bitches hell-bent on getting her students to Chinese B)
That's so in your face, LMC, bitch! HUR!!
You might as well focus on what's more important, your maths, science and english.
So he told her his science, maths and english was very good. She doubted that and ask for his marks.
Friend:Maths: 30/40, Science Physis: 24/25, Science chemistry: 21/25
LMC: ....
My god, that was so funny, she was at a loss for words! Nice to see that that she-beast was still vulnearable after all x)
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Another wow, i passed my freaking chinese *cue cheers, joys and peace on earth*
That's so unreal, surreal and wierd. It's like hell just froze over and pigs are flying!
But i can't really 'celebrate' it cause my friend failed horribly and he was suppose to be the chinese pro damn it!
Either his standard is dropping faster than sodium reacting with water or my standard just soared helluva fast!
The Ma familiy never bows down to fate!(or evil bitches hell-bent on getting her students to Chinese B)
That's so in your face, LMC, bitch! HUR!!
Ranted by Squido at 7:38 PM
3 Comments:
Lemme focus on what exactly a Chinese B is :)
Paul
It's kiddy grade chinese for secondary students =)
And i DO mean kiddy grade.
Chiness Boss: I've gone through your resume... very impressive... but Chinese B... Why?
Your Friend: My teacher wants me to focus on more important subjects like maths, english...
Chinese Boss: (look of extreme disgust for approx 0.00000000236 secs, then smile) Thank you... we will CONTACT YOU AGAIN...
Your Friend: (sigh) 射射你...
Chinese Boss: IT'S 谢谢你!!! YOU SECOND GRADED PIECE OF $*$^$$%$&%$&*&)(& (Chinese you wouldn't be able to understand in this lifetime...)
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