Funny coversations with sexual innuendos.

Ok maybe i'm getting a wee bit dirty minded and it perverted the following innocent coversation into something more... perverted. Hey, it's oral examinations week (as if talking exams not the other kind) but it's rather funny if you think about it, especially if it comes from my teachers!

Teacher A: John, why did you come yesterday? I want to give you oral.

Student B: But 'cher, i did come yesterday. I saw you giving Anna and Mary oral so i come later.

Teacher A: Yes, i was giving Anna and Mary oral but couldn't you wait? They came early didn't they?

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Teacher B: So you guys have oral later. Remember to be polite to the teacher and give them your IC ah~

Student B: 'Cer, how many teachers will be at the oral?

Teacher B: 2

Student B: Wha~ must oral 2 teachers?! Die!

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Student C is a guy, just FYI.

Student C: Wah~ just now oral sure die one!

Me: Why?

Student C: Starting i go fast then i went slow because they (The words) were hard to swallow then when i started to go slow i stumble over the size of it (the words again). Then hor, after i finish reading it, the teacher's face was so black, like i came too fast.
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I swear, i think i'm the only one who think too deep into these coversations. Ah well, i guessed it's normal to think this way. It is oral week after all, where the teachers get oral-ed by hundreds of students everyday. xDDD!