True meaning of labor day !

1st of May, labour day. Meant to be a day of rest for everyone who is well ... Laboring. This means all mothers-to-be should stop pushing the baby out, take a coffee break. You know, walking around with the baby half sticking out. chat with the nurses and doctors. Only after 2400 hour, then they should resume giving birth. Wouldn't that be perfect ?

Don't be surprise if the government give me an award for such a smart idea to increase birthrate. Gawd i'm so brilliant !

" It's a dumb idea ! How can a mother pause during break ?! WTF "

Not my problem how they do it. Phfft

" What if the ambulance driver takes a break during you so-call 'brilliant idea' what will happen to those people who are seriously injured in a car crash/attempt to rob a bank/frying an egg

Well too bad for them. Labor day is a day of resting. They shouldn't be doing those things anyway. Double phfft

" You stupid fucking bastard, your idea sucks and so do you ! "

Boohoo. I feel so tramatised by your words. You know what, I'll take in your complaints and rants and pretend that's a neccersary.

Send me hatemail if you please. I'll love to read your 'fondess' for meh ya ? =D