Ritual of the dating game. Unrealistic version.

Guy & Girl: Hey you, you're the kind i like. Stop pretending, i know you like me so baby, don't hesitate. Let's play a game call L.O.V.E

Girl: I'd give you one minute, if you don't take action soon then you're a coward. Not even acting cool will help you.

Guy: Haha, baby you won't understand. That's what i want you to do, to be anxious. My dating skill is beyond your imagination.

Guy & Girl: Hey you, you're the kind i like. Stop pretending, i know you like me so baby, don't hesitate. We're playing a game call L.O.V.E... That's right.

Guy: Your eyes are not focused, you're acting indifferent. Soon you will be mine... i hope.

Girl: Seriously, can you pull this off? Only an idiot will play mind game. The level of stupidity i've seen is beyond your imagination.

Guy & Girl: Hey you, you're the kind i like. Stop pretending, i know you like me so baby, don't hesitate. We're playing a game call L.O.V.E, so please say you're happy cause i really dig you.

Guy: Haha... love is a crazy thing. It changed my heart into a loving machine, not even a pro can handle you. But i only have one question: Why do i like you?

Girl: You're so cute so why won't you come to me? Only a moron will play mind games.

Guy & Girl: Hey you, you're the kind i like. Stop pretending, i think i like you so baby, don't hesitate, let's play a game call L.O.V.E.

So baby please say "I do" cause i like you alot... i've liked you all along.