Guess i'll die another day?

Today i almost got killed, or at least severe head injuries. A bloody flowerpot fell right in front of me! Lucky there's a umm, lucky dollar coin in front of me that prevented me from stepping forward and possibly, to my doom.

You would have thought that all the nasty words that i've picked up will pratically spew forth like the merlion but no! I was not angry. Instead, all i had in my mind was:

"Guess i'll die another day then."

I know, I'm such a freak! I almost got terminated and i could think of was 'Guess i'll die another day' which is certainly, very non-human-ish. I think my assumption that i'm a 25th centuray android with human AI and bleeds red non-newtonic fluid is true.

I'm a damn android. With a close-to-death encounter. And a very lucky coin.

Hurray!

EDIT: I've just realized, there's a song by Madonna called "Die Another Day" xD!

That would so be my theme song from now on!