The new Pandora Box?
Everyone knows the story of Pandora's box. How she opens the damn box and released all manners of evil but left only Hope inside. Strangely, I had this musing in the shower, (I know, why do all the musing comes during the shower), I was thinking how this particular item fits the description of Pandora Box so perfectly! It has tones of bad stuffs in it, some good stuff and its remarkably similar resemblance to… a box.
Did you figure out what it is, no? Well, it is a laptop computer!
New, Pandora Box, now running on Windows XP with Pentium 4 processor!
Spreading evil has never been this fast!
Think about it, it can create viruses, Trojans, spy ware, ad ware, mal ware and whatnots. Then there’s this tiny glimmer of Hope that is the computer games. Plethora amounts of games are fashioned from it and for it, together with moving pictures of great interest and playability. The laptop computer, or rather; all computers have spurred legions of a new class; the geeks and the nerds. These warriors of the new Pandora overwhelm the mere mortals with their unique computer and Internet lingo that only their own races can understand.
Then there is the evil in Pandora Box. I am willing to bet all my money that all of you has meet with all, or at least one of the vices at least once in your lifetime. It is like the bruises of a child learning how to walk, like the layer of fats on a glutton and the eventual pinching of food before dinnertime, all unavoidable.
But as much as the entire world hates them, I won’t elaborate much on it. I’m no Geek or Nerd cause I’m a Night Elf, so I can’t talk much about it. So I’ll just insert some random cool stuff that I ripped of from wikipedia to makes this paragraph look nice.
Hey, watch me do a dance while i'm drunk!
"Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here."
Thus, I conclude that Computers are the new Pandora Boxes and that we as humans and Night elves need to learn more computer lingo in case the Nerds are plotting against us. No, killing them is not an option.
Did you figure out what it is, no? Well, it is a laptop computer!
New, Pandora Box, now running on Windows XP with Pentium 4 processor!
Spreading evil has never been this fast!
Think about it, it can create viruses, Trojans, spy ware, ad ware, mal ware and whatnots. Then there’s this tiny glimmer of Hope that is the computer games. Plethora amounts of games are fashioned from it and for it, together with moving pictures of great interest and playability. The laptop computer, or rather; all computers have spurred legions of a new class; the geeks and the nerds. These warriors of the new Pandora overwhelm the mere mortals with their unique computer and Internet lingo that only their own races can understand.
Then there is the evil in Pandora Box. I am willing to bet all my money that all of you has meet with all, or at least one of the vices at least once in your lifetime. It is like the bruises of a child learning how to walk, like the layer of fats on a glutton and the eventual pinching of food before dinnertime, all unavoidable.
But as much as the entire world hates them, I won’t elaborate much on it. I’m no Geek or Nerd cause I’m a Night Elf, so I can’t talk much about it. So I’ll just insert some random cool stuff that I ripped of from wikipedia to makes this paragraph look nice.
Hey, watch me do a dance while i'm drunk!
"Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here."
Thus, I conclude that Computers are the new Pandora Boxes and that we as humans and Night elves need to learn more computer lingo in case the Nerds are plotting against us. No, killing them is not an option.
Ranted by Squido at 3:21 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home