Friday, June 30, 2006

God, the tension is killing me! Fuck!

O levels are creeping slowly, but steadily my way. Teachers are laying on the homework hard and fast. Just like my life, going (down)hard and fast. The freaking tension is killing me!

Then this asswipe just has to pick a fight with me. For fuck's sake, it's just a chair! A bloody goddamn chair! Have that damn thing if you want, it's not like i took it on purpose, dickhead. I really wonder if you actually understood what i said, or shall i explain to you in your dumbass term?

I think it's call KNNCCB. Yes, thank you for almost landing both of us a stupid beta form. Really, thanks. Just remember when i get a good job in the future with my exemplary results, i'd be comforted by the fact that you're working at a fastfood restaurant as a waiter for 20 years. Then i'd turn every single dollar into 50 cent coins and drop that pile of coins on you, literally crushing you with my wealth.

Yes, revenge is a dish best served cold. Very cold.

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Just you wait...

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

60 things about me that can only be gathered when i'm bored.

1) I hate my classmates.
2) I hate the phrase 'I hate my classmates' but it's true i do hate them but not as much as i hate the phrase.
3) I overuse 'Hate' too much.
4)I like anime and anything that's japanese 'cept Wasabi. I swear i could see God for that few seconds when my friends sabo-ed me with a Wasabi Oreo.
5) I overuse 'Moron' and its variations too much.
6) I think my brain is wasted on me. I'm not hardworking yet i score better than those who worked hard.
7) Sometimes i daydream about killing those hated moronic classmates of my with my Pheonix-ish telekinetic power. But too bad i'm not an Omega-Level mutant. =(
8) All of the or maybe some time i wish to be in a better class.
9) I like Classical Music and indie punk bands. I don't go for 9 Inch Nails/Marylin Manson/any band that requires you to blast your eardrums out. My moronic classmates likes them so that = to me hating them.
10) I love peppermint anything. Peppermint ice cream, Peppermint tea, Peppermint... cookie o_o"
11) I'm in my last year in secondary school.
12) I hate those who are in Express stream. I hate their brillance and self-confidence. I hate their way of solving algebric equation with a snap of the finger.
13) I'm bitter and jealous.
14) I have very little friends.
15) I hope to be a journalist when i grow up or anything that doesn't me to do maths and/or interact with people.
16) I love Alkail metal. They go boom when they meet with water and they can blow a solid bathtube wide open.
17) I wish to stuff some Rubidium into the pants of my moronic classmates' pants and watch them go boom.
18) I have sadistic thoughts.
19) Those thoughts are probably influenced by my sadistic chinese teacher.
20) English is my favorite subject.
21) I'm afraid of confident people yet i become confident in front of weak people.
22) I have a cat name Fifi.
23) Sometimes i lied about having a cat name Fifi.
24) I'm not good with apologetic stuff. Thus, i never or rarely apologize.
25) Some people think i'm a snob for not talking to them but actually, i just not in to what they are doing. E.g Throwing a broom across the classroom and smacking people's butt.
26) I cannot stand alcohol, not even one bit. I feel all sick and nausea when i do. I guess that's what a hangover is only like, 23.59 hours faster.
27) I cannot stand smokers. I will immediately run away or cease association with that person if i find out he's a smoker.
28) I think i'm belong someshwere between Invisible and Tree-In-Ocean in the class of social status.
29) I'm fat and i deny that fact.
30) I like manupilate my friends to get what i want. They do that to me too so it's ok.
31) My chinese has somewhat improve despite having a sadistic teacher. What can't kill you makes you stronger.
32) But algebra outright slaughters me.
32) I like to think i'm in control but i'm not. In fact i like to think a lot of think but i'm none of them.
33) X-men franchise rocks my socks 'cept X-3. It sucks downright sucks.
34) I hate ppl tYpInGZ lYk tHi5!!11!11. I will not hesitant to flame them till they are ashes.
35) Ironically, i hate flamers. Too bad i'm one too.
36) I play MaplestorySEA. IGN: Rheia. Look me up if you have time .
37) Too bad i can't play it anymore cause of some technical error.
38) I have a sister and she's 180 ~ 185 cm tall.
39) She claims to have flabby thighs but i think she looks anorexic.
40) My sister wants to be a model but she's lazy to fo find a scout or be discovered by a scout.
41) She calls herself a Lazy Woman.
42) Coincidentally, her command of chinese language is invincible and my command of english is above average.
43) Both of us sucks at each other's preferred language.
43) She watch movies for the sake of collecting the ticket stubs.
44) So i always keep my stubs for her after watching a movie.
45) So far she has ticket from Eng Wah, GV and Cathay. She hopes to collect ticket stubs from foreign countries someday.
46) But so far she has none foreign tickets stubs cause she's too scared to go watch movie in another country's cinema.
47) Her boyfriend is, i quote, 'A guai kia-looking guy'
48) I think her boyfriend is ok lah since i don't really knows him well.
49) I'm having O levels this year.
50) My family doesn't supports my ambition (No.15) except my sister. They want me to do something pratical like, Engineer or Doctor or whatever that earns you big bucks.
51) I hate maths so how to go Engineering? And i told my mom about doctors having homocidal thoughts at 4.AM when they don't sleep. Since then she changed her mind.
52) I love cold weather. If i can chose a season to be in Singapore's Season pattern, i'd chose winter.
53) Unfortunately, i've never seen real snow before.
54) I'm born on 24th December 1989.
55) I'm more comfortable with my cousins and their parents than with my own family.
56) I like Aurora Borealis. They have pretty colours and a magical feel about it. Legend has it, Valkyrie who ride across the sky created Auroras when their armours vibrate.

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57) I love Europe and wish to visit Sweden or Finland to see Auroras.
58) Mythology fascinate me. Especially Norse, Greeks and Egpytions legends.
59) I love to visit Egypt sometime too. I love their hieroglyphs.
60) I REALLY want to live in Sweden, to observe Auroras as they are.

Done. That's it, all you need to know about me and my family.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Social Experiment: Operation Homophobia. 26/6

Topic: Social Experiment: Operation Homophobia
Date of observation: 26/6/2006

Observations have been made today, though reaction has been delayed by an unforseen circumstance. On 26th June 2006, around 12.00 ~ 12.35 PM, Test Subject AKA Yazid has spread the news to 3 people and 1 Condition Monitor aka Spy.

The 3 others are: Poi Miaohui, Chiew Anna and Gan Zhun Long Glyn. They will be put under observations too.

Results were comparable with predicitons. Fear, distaste and critical views were expressed, more prominently by Gan Zhun Long Glyn and Chiew Anna. All are, and will be further observed and recorded by spy.

Further surveillance will be implemented. Status on operation will be reported next week or whenever new informations comes in. Update complete.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

As you can see, i'm uber bored. Again.

You Are Jean Grey

Although your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death).
Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally!

Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to project thoughts into the mind of others, communication with animals

Like zomfg! I am the Pheonix! -laughs evily-


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal


You Are Boston

Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots.
Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best.
And quite frankly, you think you are the best.



You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.


Your Personality Is Like Cocaine

You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid!


Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Gone, going...

And its gone... going... gone...
Gone... holiday gone... give a damn...
Gone are the time when we stay up way late...
Gone the time... all wasted playing games...

Gone.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Tests results!

Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 80%
Greed: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Lust: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You will burn in hell and drown in your own blood. Congrats.
Awesome x)


You Are 76% Cynical

You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.
You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself.

Yeah right. As if. *roll eyes*

Friday, June 16, 2006

When i grow up, i wanna be a...

When i grow up, i wanna be a sociologist. Let's see what dictionary.com defines it as.

A scientist who studies human social behavior, especially the study of the origins, organization, institutions, and development of human society or analysis of a social institution or societal segment as a self-contained entity or in relation to society as a whole.

I've told one of my homophobic friends that i'm gay and i like him. Not surprisingly, he didn't react very well to the news. The rant about it on his blog and told me to to fu*k off with this cute little symbol: _|_

I'm very amused by his reaction. Why? See, I decided to try this little experiment to see how would macho-but-dumb guys will react when they find out someone is gay and like them or more specifically; I want to find out how people will react to someone or something that is different from them. Sort of like seeing how Xenophobic they are. Or in this case, how homophobic they can be.

I'm allowing 2 weeks to let the news spread, to a speed which i assumed is like wildfire. He play rugby so he'd probably tell it to his rugby pals... or not?

See, i found out that people are afraid to let others know they are targeted by gays, because that will mean they will probably be assosciated with the gays and thus labelled as 'gay' themselves.

But these are only my hypothesis, i'd let you know the result next week when we will meet for extra lessons. And they say i'm predictable. Har, wait till i tell them at the end of the year, "You morons have been PUNK'D! Y'all!"

FAQs now,

"But won't your reputation be ruined?"

I don't have a reputation to start with, even if i do, it's probably not a good one. So i figured, hey why not have a little fun and do what i like to do most. Obeserve humans.

"Does anyone else know your little experiment?"
Yes, so far 4 of my close friends know. Yes, girls and boys, not just boys only.

"So what are you writing this entry for?"
To write my observations and to prove to the teachers that i'm not gay. I'm more of a /| type of person.

Any other question can be submited via comment box or tagboard. Not that i expect anyone to read this anyway xD!

Monday, June 12, 2006

A tribute to my teachers...

Algebra,
Moles and Volts,
Things I used to remember
The things someone taught,
Once Upon A December

Someone keeps me sane and warm
Teachers now in a livid storm
Numbers dancing randomly
Across my memory

Far away, Long ago,
Glowing dim as an ember,
Things my brain
Used to know
Once Upon A December

Someone keeps me sane and warm
Teachers now in a livid storm
Numbers dancing randomly
Across my memory...

Far away, Long ago,
Glowing dim as an ember,
Things my brain
Used to know
Things it cannot remember,

And the things someone taught,
Once Upon A December...

Friday, June 09, 2006

Has no one told you she's not breathing?

Playground schoolbell rings, again

Rainclouds come to play, again

Has no one told you i'm not breathing?

Hello, I'm still here, hoping you would shut the hell up... right now...

If I snarl or glare at you

Soon you'd know you should run from my wrath

Don't try to coax me

I'm not stupid

Hello, I'm the poor person who is stuck with you for one year...

Don't run...

Suddenly I know I can't escape

Hello, I'm still here, all that's left of your destruction..

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

I don't like my classmates. Period.

Apparently i'm the social outcast and nobody gives 2 -beep- about my blog and never attempted to find out anyway. That's fine by me cause you would have probably seen all the discriminating little pockets of informations here and i'd probably be in more trouble since everyone has some dirty laundry.

For my class it's like 10 Olympic sized swimming pools full of dirty laundry. Who hooked up with who, whose family got problems, who is gay/lesbian etc. My god, my class if like the Wisteria Lane of all schools.

I hate my class, the people there, the atmosphere, the looks, the crowd. They are so not my type of people. I like peace and quiet, undisturbed learning enviroment and nice smiling nods along the way. Those morons there apparently lives for the noise they make. Disturbing others is their daily duties and nice sneering looks are all the fad.

How pathetic can my class be?! At least my '05 class is better these bunch of losers. But then again, it could be i'm not crazy and likes to do insane things AKA be sociable. I've always failed in human to human contact. I'm awkard with the way i walked, dressed and speak, i think i'm too self-conscious.

But hey, at least i didn't screw up my result. Much. You should see those suckers' result! It will make mothers everywhere cry, teachers everywhere wail and pricipals everywhere worry like hell.

I guess socially, i'm done for. Acadamically, i will crush them like dumbells dropping on an ant.

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From this moment, your every breath is a gift from me.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

School's 20th Anniversary dinner

Heh, it rocks mah, there were 8 course meal with sharks fins!(OMGHAXOR!) but it's more like 2 mg of sharks fins, 500g of beansprout and a hell lot of sauce. We were eating and thinking, where did the shark fins go to?

Anyway, it was awesome. As usual, poor no handphone meh have to rely on others for photos. Here's one before the dinner starts where we were in our classroom.

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Apparently one of my friends bought a godamn $100+ shades(he refused to tell the actual price) and brought to show it off seh~ But the dinner's at night, why the hell would you need a pair of shades...

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Here's our dear friend Jie Wei, doing his 'Whatever, don't talk to me' hand flip. Think you got shades then so yaya ah!

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Here's the starter course. Apparently either the meal, the music or the people reminded our friend of some sad incident, he proceed to the toilet to do godknowswhat.

I was hoping that people take pictures of the sharks fin but it got snagged so quickly that i have to get my share before it was gone :p

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Next was the herbal chicken and they were like they've never seen chicken before! So wierd!

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A public annoucement brought to you by me. And yes, i ate that whole damn plate of prawns xD!

Now the not-so-important session. The Vainpot session!

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Yes, yes...YES! That's great dahling, do the i'm-a-sexy-thing-and-you-want-me look!

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Fabulous, dahling; Fabulous!

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That's right, show off your inner playboy-ness! Yes, YES!

As you can see above, the shades made everyone looked pretty good. Unfortunately, i do not have picures of the Doreen AKA Cabbage wearing the shades cause it was 'too blur' other wise we would have the whole gang here. But still, 3 hunks is enough xD!

That's all for today. See ya next time~

Thursday, June 01, 2006

X-Men 3: The great flop.

The movie was just average. Not what i expected and certainly not what i wanted. There's no connection to the characters. Pheonix should have more lines but insteads she just stands and stares at people, destorying them in the process.

Which brings us to the next point, the special effect. Needless to say it was very good on the special effect part, love the Jean-tries-to-drown-alcatraz scene and the whole throw-the-metal-doors-like-a-ragdoll part.

On a side note, i felt that Jean died too easily, Angel was pratically useless except for saving his own dad, Mystique looks good when is normal and Prof. X can now walk?!

Here's some screen caps for you.

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Magneto: Jean, i hate to tell you this but i so rocked your socks.

-Magento takes out gun-

Magneto: See this gun? it contains the cure for us. They wished to suppress us.
Look what i can do with the gun, i can move it around. thus i rocked your sock!

-Jean takes over the gun-

Magneto:WTF?

-Jean tore apart the gun and takes out the needles-

Jean: Ooh~ what pretty needles.

-turns the needles towards Magneto and he backs away slowly-

Jean: Who's the boss now, Wimpneto? *snickers*