Tests results...ugh!

Ai yah~.... -ruffles hair-

Tests results are not very satisfactory. V_V


English: 13/25
Maths: 20/40
Science: Confirmed failed. Physic: 6(six?!)/25 Chemistry: 11/25. Total = 17/50 ?!
Chinese: Rumored to be 21/50. NOt sure yet.

At least i got half the subjects to make it pass the line >_<

See lah~

All either just passed or failed. Talk about sianzation >_>"


Oh jeez, gimme a break will ya?

Wouldn't it be fun...?

To be a Homunculus?


You get to live forever, you don't age, you don't feel fatigue or hunger AND you get to have some sort of superpower and you get to have this nifty tattoo on you!



All you have to do is to give up your soul, memories, familiy, friends, lover

But of course, you will be weaken if you come in contact with with the remains of what you are made of.

Basically you turn from this:


Into this:


It's a slight problem but if you can manupilate someone to destroy the remains, you're pretty much set!

SO don't hesitate and call 1900-dante-Homunculus now!

I had a dream...

In that dream, maths was considered heretic and 'born of the devil's nest'. Mathematician were evil and pelted with stones wherever they go. The were shun like vermins of sewer and plague of locusts.

They were considered as an abomination against god and anti-maths became our very existance. Maths books,notes, document, equipment were burnt. But there were still those who refuse to convert to anti-mathenity. We brand them as witches and practitioners of the Forbiddon Arts.

The Holy Potatoe empire started a crusade against them to wipe out the root of maths and with the blessing of the Pota, we waged against the Mathematicians. But they did not die without resistance, many acients algebric equations were used and wounded many of our braves men. We retaliated with scientific calculators designed to resist their abominal curses.

Back and forth we fought throughout what seems like eternity. When i interrogated one of the captured spy. Something he said struck me like a meteor crashing into the atmosphere.

"Your religion is cruel; it admits no other truth except its own. Only slaves follow it. The faith of the ancient gods was neither missonary nor conquering: The only thing that matter was the conversion of heart.

I was deeply distured by this. How can a mere sentence shake me of my firm belief of anti-maths. Was my faith really that weak? Was it all facade constructed by the empty heart to compensate the fact that i cannot master maths and thus, hating it?

Then i woke up. It was very wierd, i wonder how do i think up of such complex words in my dreams. Humm...

Like wow... absolutely WOW!

Holy bananas! one of my friend failed the test, our teacher LMC was very adamant about sending him to Chinese B because:

You might as well focus on what's more important, your maths, science and english.

So he told her his science, maths and english was very good. She doubted that and ask for his marks.

Friend:Maths: 30/40, Science Physis: 24/25, Science chemistry: 21/25

LMC: ....

My god, that was so funny, she was at a loss for words! Nice to see that that she-beast was still vulnearable after all x)
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Another wow, i passed my freaking chinese *cue cheers, joys and peace on earth*

That's so unreal, surreal and wierd. It's like hell just froze over and pigs are flying!

But i can't really 'celebrate' it cause my friend failed horribly and he was suppose to be the chinese pro damn it!

Either his standard is dropping faster than sodium reacting with water or my standard just soared helluva fast!


The Ma familiy never bows down to fate!(or evil bitches hell-bent on getting her students to Chinese B)

That's so in your face, LMC, bitch! HUR!!

My thoughts on humans.

My thoughts on humans.

I think human are pathetically weak creatures. Both emotionally and physically. So what if they have thumbs, a flea can just 50 times its body length, a cheetah can run faster than any sprinter and 2 rabbits can bred faster than any humans xD

See how weak they are compared to the animals?

But certain religions says they huamans are made to be above these animals. We all know how they can be better, with a highly developed brain. But how smart is it when my friend of a certain religion actually kills some small ants.

I asked him why did he do it and that they have life too. His reply?

"They are meant to accompany man. They are insignificant to us."

I was pretty much shocked by that phrase, so what does he mean is that it's ok to torture small animals, espcially cute fluffy rabbits because 'they are insignificant to us'? That's just sick. I'm not sure what they teach there but his thinking is definately twisted.

On another note, humans my have a brain(while some have but don't use), they never learn their lesson or from history. That's why i don't want to take history. They never learn from the past. Things will always repeat itself.


My my, humans never learn from their mistakes do they? Then i guess i'll have to kill them.

It's sad to read about the holocaust and all the racial discrimination. It's just sad they 2 groups of people have to fight for the same piece of land. What happened to sharing?

"Oh, my god gave this land to me so it's mine."
"No way, MY god gave it to me. So it's MINE."
"Oh, you're god is fake. Mine's real, you heretic!"
"What's your problem?! Want start war is it?! Come lah!"

Really, the world is in such a sad state. I'm ashamed to be a human.

How soon time passes...

Today we got our year book. Obviously, there were good photos, bad photos and the ugly ones. Today we shall take alook at my good friends and how they has changed over the past few years. Observe.

1)Jie Wei



Hair style changed a bit lah. Otherwise, it's pretty much the same.

2)Jian Sheng



Wow. Major change. Let's look at it seperately.



Big difference in hairstyle. Look how the hair changes everything.

3) Doreen



Maybe you will consider plastic surgery xD?

4) Rachel

This is pretty much a bonus pic since she's pretty hissy about having her picture taken, much less put up on the net.



Haiz... no change. Still the same stupid face. Seriously consider plastic surgey. x)

How to be a sacrastic person AND be friendly to idiots!

I thought of this fantastic way to avoid the usually dumb way humans have to communicate with each other, ask pleasent things then leave. But for the normal sacarstic person, step 2 might be a bit of problem. So here's the way to help you people, you flithy hypocrites =)


I shall demostrate how i usually they usually handle such situations. Observe.

Situatuation 1: Attacked when stationary
Kaypoh auntie/relative(KYP): Eh! Hi! come borrow book at the library ah?

Sacrastic Person(SP) *thinks to himself*: Duh. What kind of moronic question is that? Come library still got what? Sleep meh!? Dumbass.

Now, we can't exactly say this out loud cause it's mean and might cause an emotional break down if used on people with low self-confidence. Observe how he handles such thoughts.

SP: Ya loh, 'O' level liao mah. Must read more! *smile politely and puts on earphones*

*note*
(For you clueless people out there, putting on earphones, regardless of whether the media device is switched on or not, means the person DOES NOT want to continue or start a conversation.)

But usually the KYP will want to continue the conversation despite (obvious)signs from SP to just stuff it already. Usually SP will either:

a) pretend to listen while adding in a few nods, 'ummm' and 'ahh' until KYP buggers off.

OR

b) SP shows more signs of irratance as the KYP jabbers away. After a while, SP will use the last trick in the book to exit from such situation.

SP: Oh crap, i'm late for my tution/meeting!!! *runs off, leaving KYP bewildered*

This tatic is best used as a last resort as it required carefull planning to limit the chances of KYP might be able to speak.
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Situation 2: Attacked when mobile
This is when you're stopped on the streets by someone familiar aka KYP.

KYP: Eh!, Potato is that you? OMG i can't belive it! How's it going?

SA *thinks to self*: Who the heck are you and what do you want o_0! God, get away from me already, i'm busy!

SP: *act surprise if you aren't already shocked.* OMG! Hey, how long has it been! *laughs*

KYP: I don't know dude, maybe 3 years?!

SP: That's long?! *laughs* how's work?

Note: At such stage, the KYP will probably ask you to have a drink with him etc.

DIVERT TOPIC AT ALL COST.

You want to get rid of him, not talk about some old times which you don't remember.

You two might be standing in the middle of incoming traffic so move to the side. Nobody likes and asshole who blocks their path.

KYP: Ah man, work sucks. Boss is like some giant asshole which is waiting to eat me. *grumble grumble*

At this stage, pretend to listen to him as common courtesy requires.

*Refrain from puching him until he shuts up and/or dies. That's illegal.

Usually by now he's done rambling so use this free time to flee or make him flee.

SP: Hey look, i'm a little tight around the cash. Lend me $500 bucks to pay off my loan shark?

KYP: 0_0! *regain composure* Umm... look at the time, i'm late for a meeting. See ya! *runs off like he's seen a ghost*

Now if you're feeling slightly evil. You may scare him or try to make sure that even if he sees you he'll never bother you again.

SP: *Tug at his hands/arm* C'mon man, it's only $500 only. We're friends for so long. Isn't our friendship worth much more?

By now he should be freaking out and now, release him slowly, you don't wanna hurt yourself if he scratches.

*Note*
i have not used KYP's name in all of my conversations 'cause mainly, i don't remember his name. This ia a useful skill for you to remember that person while delaying the prospect of calling him by his name.

There! My guide on how to be a sacrastic person AND be friendly to idiots!

Group photo~

It's too big to put here so here's the link to it. Click here

Blah~

Initative makes me write this post. Laziness makes me stops here.

*Bleah*

Like omigod!

I'm in love with a new album, well actually it's not so new but still ^^!

It's Harem by Sarah Brightman.

It's absoluetly fabulous! I love all the tracks, especially Free, It's A Beautiful Day and The War Is Over.

If you listen closely, you'll know that one of my recent entry can be sung along to one the songs if you alter the lyric of the original song a bit lah~ but i won't say which one, since there aren't that many entries that's lyric-ish o_o?

Hae fun figure out which song it is! x)

Squido, out!