CNY celebrations, bitches in class and the occasional blond moments.

CNY celebration at school.

Hey, actually it's not as bad as i thought it would be, we got pizzas! 6 freaking boxs of canadian pizza!


The drinks!


The jelly! So special right xD?


The food!

Blardy hell!(no i didn't eat all of them =_=")

That's a lot of pizzas and i can hear the supermodels crying out about the amount of calories and fats we've eaten!

And to show the true amount of we have eaten...,


Mind you, this dude is 193 cm tall and he's a ugly dude. To prevent you from puking i had mosaic-ed his face. x(

Boy, in one day, canadian pizza must have earned what they usually earned in a few months! Ka-ching!

Anyway~ we had lotsa fun, we took lame pictures, said silly things, mingle with the class next to us(4n2) and went to visit my friends in 5n1. I must say, the n1 ain't doing so bad themselves, they got music blasting(speakers courtesy of CS) and they got junk foods, jellies and the new year snacks thingy, arranged so that looks like a hexagonal shape box o_o"


There! that hexagonal box thingy =D!

But this also shows how close '05 4n2 are. We went down to visit our friends in another class and vice versa. It's was all good fun!
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Well, maybe not so good fun. I almost had a fight with this stupid bitch whom i shall call... BA

Anyway~ our class teacher went off after we're done with our celebrations. During this time, 5n1 hasn't finish yet, so i decided to go down and party a bit. And so i was about to leave the room,

BA shouted "OI! you cannot leave the class lah! Miss Tan say already! Stay here!"

I looked at her then gave her the finger. Yes, de finger. It wasn't so obvious so it's alright. But still, i hate that bitch. I mean like, it's partying time, if you don't want to go down then just shut the fuck up, k?

Nobody likes your old fuddy duddy, stick-to-the-rules ways! In fact all the 4n2 girls that are in 5n2 now hates her guts!

Did i also mention that she treats me like some hostile creature, ready to devour her or i killed her mom and rape her sister! Sheesh... for god sake, i was just trying to befriend you, bitch! If you don't want then fine~ You shall be the bitch in your moronic class full of assholes that didn't make it through and thus landing you in 4N3! my class, along with the other bitches and bastards.

'Nugh of the angry stuff. Now to the next thing.


New printer!

I bought a new printer(whohoo!) and it's smexy ;)

I bought it at Harvey Norman, Westmall, today. Cost me 138 bucks. Now here's the funny thing, i went shopping carrying the big box around! People walk around with plastic bag, i did it with a new printer xD!

I went into Bossini and bought 2 new shirts for myself, tugging the printer along, in my school uniform and my crappy school bag. My god, that was such a wierd image xDDDD!

This went on for about 30 minutes( I shop fast, unlike my sister and cousins some girls i know >_>;) then i took a cab home. You want me to tug a prinet, a small bag of clothes in school uniform and adjusting the shoulder strap of my bag, ALL THE WAY HOME?! you are NUTS!
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Now that i'm home, i set up my printer and stuff. Then i test print it and found our only black works, blue, yellow and magenta are missing!

I was like, "Crap, i bought the wrong printer ?!" so i fiddled around with the manuel, the buttons, the wires, EVERYTHING!

Then i saw the little part where you slot the memmory card and thought that it can only print from memmory cards!?

So i panicked and test this, test that. Change this setting, change that setting, reinstall, uninstall but still, nothing happened. I was about to cry then i decided to check the FAQ page on the printer homepage. Then i found out.

The freaking and stupid reason why the printer won't print in colour was that i didn't push the colour ink catridges FULLY in.

*cue falling down chair sequence*

Mumbbled some swear words and push the cartridges FULLY in and viola, it works!
and to think i went through all that for nothing xD!
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Ahh well, i'm done with this entry and won't be blogging for a few day 'cause i'll be working as Lunar Financial Gift Recollecter aka go Ang paos collecting lah~

Now goodbye and happy CNY. Squido, out!



*Updated with pictures!

New look!

I spiced up my bloggy with a bit of colours a sec l dude can do and now it looks totally gay, especially the hot pink title. Haha~

Oh yeah, my NEW class is having a party tomorrow and i have no idea what we're gonna eat. Prolly crap like bee hoon and/or fishballs and hotdogs (and to think i paid 4 bucks for it). So could anybody from 5N1 invite me to your pizza sessions?

Please? =(

Pretty much sums up how i feel today.

My defense are falling
Like feathers of snow
The headaches are pounding
In a near-insane world
Waiting for idiots to go

Morons are calling
From noisy class
Annoying serious people from their work
and killing their brain cells.

In morning light
A glorious scene came through
Like war is over now
I feel I'm almost smart again

Pure moments of thought
In the slience of class
The moron is at home
I feel I'm almost smart again

An arrow of freedom,
Is piercing my heart
Breaking chains of dumbass-ness
Give a moment to pray,
For the best slience which came today

Fields of enjoyment
Plenty of cheering
Today is the reason
The best reason to stay
And living for a brand new day

In morning light
A glorious scene came through
Like war is over now
I feel I'm almost smart again

Pure moments of thought
In the slience of class
The moron is at home
I feel I'm almost smart again!

Major Rant #1

GOD, WHAT'S YOU YOU STINKING PEOPLE?! IT'S A WATER VIBRATOR, NOT THAT KIND OF VIBRATOR, YOU STINKING IDIOTS, LAUGHING AWAY LIKE SOME OLD CHEE KOH PAK aka PERVERT!

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN PHYSIC EQUIPMENTS BEFORE AND START FIDDLING AROUND WITH IT LIKE YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND, MORONS!

WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE SOME FORM OF TIME MANAGEMENT? DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE BRAIN TO DO TIME MANAGEMENTS?! GOD, WE SPENT 35 MINS JUST TO GET YOU BRAINLESS TWITS TO SETTLE DOWN. AND THE NEXT PERIOD TO DO ONLY 2 QUESTIONS. 1 HOUR AND 10 MINS WASTED ON 2 QUESTIONS. EVEN THE TECHINICAL CLASS CAN FINISH 2 WORKSHEET IN 2 PERIODS!!!

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS SHITTY CLASS ?!!!!

Fucking assholes...

Some wierd friends i have. (and a few normal ones)

I did some observetion yesteday of my friends and found some 'adorable quirks' about them. It's kinda wierd, since you don't really 'see' them often. It's like it's subliminal message. I just happened to notice them yesterday!

And they wondered why i was so quiet!

1) One of my friend has this habit to, umm... go free with his hands. the hands will go everywhere, and i mean EVERYWHERE. His hands will move to other people's butt, abs, back and stuff like that. I was 'molested' twice. Kinda freaky if you think about it... is he trying to say something =/ ?

2) Another one likes to bites and chew his lips and lick them too. Especially he's thinking of something. No wonder his lips is all tattered and torn.

3) This friend speaks like a gattaling gun. Starting it would be slow then faster and faster and faster! By the end of the sentence, i don't know what the heck he's talking about.

4) Now this 'quirk' is very common among my friends and me. When we do public speaking, we will have a lot of 'umm', 'uhh', 'and ah...' and *slience*
Now you know i hate public speaking too. Please kill me if i ever have to do PS.

5) She would talk to herself sometimes, i know talking to yourself is no biggie. I do it all the time when i'm mentally dissecting the fools in my class. It's often filled with knives and acids and other sadistic stuff. But she talks out loud! TOL!

Like she would colour her folio then say "I think -insert name- is kinda cute..." or pretend she someone else. If that doesn't screams identity crisis...

6) Same girl. Different trait. This girl will scream screech at teh top of her voice like a freaking bitch in heat.

*in 6 octave pitch* "CLASS, GO BACK TO YOUR SEATS!"

I'm surprise i'm not deaf yet.

I Told You So #1

Seriously, how can someone who suggested a study group be talking about computer games during it!

To top it off, he say i should keep my comments(i said "I knew you guys will talk about games") to myself even though i knew this will happen.

How hyprocritical is that?! And they say i'm a wet blanket when they suggested it. ~_~"

Hur. I TOLD YOU SO.

Street names!

We all know street names is usually related to historical figures that influenced the building of that particular street or place.

Like, Shenton way, it was named after Sir Shenton Thomas, then Governor of Singapore in 1934 to 1946 to commemorate his decision to stay in the city during the Japanese occupation of Singapore. Officially opened in 1951, it became known as Singapore's Wall Street when commercial developments and government officers were built there from the 1970s onwards, and continues to be a prime commercial address almost on par with that of Raffles Place today.

Then there's Dhoby Ghaut, because in the olden times, Dhobis call on regular clients, collect their dirty clothes and then take them to the Dhobi Ghats. Which is really the washer man and thus, the place where they usually wash the clothes now is call Dhoby Ghaut.

Now after all that, i want you to explain why the following places are named wht they are called today.




*yawn* boring... *yawn* ZzZzZz....


I am not even gonna try to pronouce that o_o"


That has to be THE shortest name of a village i've ever seen.


A lot of ladies goes there, i wonder why...


Now are your ready for the ultimate?!
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That's right baby, this town is call Fucking x)

Dude, i know you want to celebrate jw's b'day early but there's no need to be that early right? xD!

Jokes! (pathetic entry, i know)

1) So there's this truck driver with a particular distaste for lawyers. In fact, whenever he sees a lawyer at the side of the road, he swerves, without thinking about it, and smashes him into lo-carb jell-o. So, one day, the truck driver's driving along and sees this priest at the side of the road, thumb extended. The truck driver muses, and decides that it would really be a good thing to pick up the holy man, so he lets him in.

They go down the road for about half an hour, exchanging little chit chat, and the truck driver gets a little spaced out. All of a sudden, the truck driver sees a lawyer at the side of the road, and starts to swerve and hit the lawyer.

Just before he does, he remembers that he's got the priest in the cab with him, and gets nervous (you can't go killing lawyers with a priest in your cab!) so he, at the last minute, dodges a little to the left so as to let the lawyer live. Nevertheless, the truck driver hears 'thunk'. He panics, realizing that his corrective measure to avoid the lawyer failed.

He starts to apologize to the priest, 'Father, I'm sorry, I thought I just barely missed the lawyer...' but the priest cuts him off, 'It's okay -- I got him with the door.'

2) A priest and a rabbi get in a car crash, and both get out to apologize. The rabbi says, “It’s obvious that God wanted us to meet, and we should toast this occasion with a drink—” He pulls out a bottle, and explains, “It miraculously survived the crash.” The priest takes a big drink, and hands it back to the rabbi, who promptly corks it. The priest asks in surprise, “Aren’t you going to have any?” “Not until after the cops come!”

3) Mrs. Lee is discussing her boy Harry with Mrs. Detroit next door. Mrs. Detroit says pridefully, “And every Wednesday, he goes to a psychiatrist, for three hours a session.” Mrs. Lee replies, with some surprise, “Is that a good thing?” Mrs. Detroit says, “Of course—all he talks about is me!”

Geez, grow up and smell the moccha already!

Lately, i've been through a couple of my buddies' blog and read their profile (very stalker-risque, i know) and stuff and it seems that they hates liars, backstabbers... etc.

I know it's mean for me to say this but geez, grow up and smell the moccha already! We all hate liars and backstabbers, who doesn't? But there's so many people in this world who are liar and/or backstabbers. But strangely, animals don't do backstabbing and lies.

"But they also cheat what! The possum fake their deaths! HUR!"

Well, yes but you, the human won't get eaten if you don't lie. Unless you live in a cannabalistic society, which then i recommend you find some new neighbours o_o"

Anyway, like i said before, humans tends to cover up or faked their emotions just to please their peers or what their society deems is right. This leads to deceit and hypocrisy which is very common today. Backstabbing is one of the effect of lying.

Ever since humans learned to dececit, a tangled and complicating web is formed, leading to a big mess which they are unable to clear up and thus push the blame to other people AKA backstabbing.

So please people, grow up. Don't whine about it, deal with it.

Profile of a Anti sociallous

Name: Anti Sociallous
Gender: Mostly male. Female are possible too.
Looks: Tall, nerdy, bad hair, pimply face and a highly possible chance of being a myopic. The above picture is a rare species of Anti Sociallous without the common appearence.

Natural Habitat: Cooped up in their own room. Usually away from strangers or other socialble creatures.

Charateristics: Loner, mean, possess very negative thinking and thought. May often be coupled with critical thoughts for others. It is also notable that these traits may be passed down via genetics, although there are cases that a sibling does not display these traits, while the other one does.

Behavior: Cynical, sacarstic, ignores feelings(others and theirs), capable of intelligent coversation but is often detered by the company of BoMs AKA Bunch of morons.

Most widely used sound. Truck uff, moorrons!. Sound unusually like, 'F*ck off, morons!'

Eats: Alone.

Dangers: Highly dangerious. Capable of using cynical and mean comments as weapons, most victims are usually turned into another Anti Sociallous unless they seek solace in close friends. Although there are known creatures that resists and are even immuned to such attacks. Some of them are Chiowsious Shiungtus, Jielo Weitrias and a couple of new ones, Jianus Shengcis, Weirica Jietandra and the Thickos Skindess.

Natural enimies: BoMs, celeries, gingers, strangers.

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How my new school year started!

It was like any other day, 'cept that... stuff happens.

1) I was once again, self-apointed to the first position again. Tall mah, easy to see. ~_~"

2) Teacher pick on me on first day. Didn't wear some freaking ugly socks also must tick name. For some omnipotent being's sake, they are just SOCKS! Might as well make some ugly jacket and make us wear it all day. That stick insect.

3) Classmates are aboslute morons. They scream, they shout and they make stupid noises like those animals in the Zoo. Looks like they've just escape from there...

4) Wait... i think No.3 was the ultimate. Oh yeah, tomorrow will go some stupid field trip blahblahblah...

Imagine, on the bus, these BoMs(Bunch of Morons) started shouting and cussing and basically make an ass out of themselves. Plus you get to be with them for the whole day.






Whoopi. I'm so excited, you can totally feel the excitement vibrating from me.
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