You know my hips don't lie ;)

This is our song Darrell you asshole straight acting piece of luscious meat. Grrr.... ;)

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see Darrell, this is perfection

Hey girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Oh Darrell when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby like this is perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, like this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail me, fail me
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Oh Darrell when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection. ;)

Muacks Muacks Darrell! <3

Who defines what is 'law'?

I was watching 'Homo Sapien' the documentary yesterday night and i saw this Homo Erectus (don't laugh, they may have invented the world's BBQ) drinking blood from their own kind, then the offered it to the Sapiens.

I'm sure all of you will go "EWWWW! THAT'S GROSS AND DIGUSTING!"

But have you thought about it, why something so perfectly natural to them seems so... wrong to you? So who defines what's is 'wrong' and what is 'right, you? me?

Since our point of view are mostly constructed during our childhood, so i'll start on on our parents or at least, the adult figures. But since we are a bunch of social creatures, we can assume we influenced each other, even if we don't know.

So I -> you -> someone else -> etc, this goes on for a while until someone decides, "Hey dammit, i like to do thing this way!". That my friend, is the Leader.

So finally we have a leader. Leader decides, for example, the sun goes around the earth is 'digusting and wrong'. Therefore, the 'leader' influences his society with his opinions and thought, and the whole society models after him, believing everything he says even if they have no freakign clue about what goes around what.

Martin Luther once said:

"There is talk of a new astrologer who wants to prove that the earth moves and goes around instead of the sky, the sun, the moon, just as if somebody were moving in a carriage or ship might hold that he was sitting still and at rest while the earth and the trees walked and moved. But that is how things are nowadays: when a man wishes to be clever he must needs invent something special, and the way he does it must needs be the best! The fool wants to turn the whole art of astronomy upside-down. However, as Holy Scripture tells us, so did Joshua bid the sun to stand still and not the earth."

So in the end, who really who defines what's correct and true? So if the leader say the sun goes around the earth. Does the sun, in this case, really goes around the earth as stated in the Holy scripture, is the scripture even accuarte. They never asked this question. Just because the leader says it's accurate and they believed it, without a doubt.


Are we following blindly or just too lazy to think about what we are brought up to believe in? Think about it.

Oh God, what the hell did i just do?!

I'm ashamed to say that i tried to use someone's e-mail add, who i've gotten by chance, to do something nasty to him.

I tried to sign him up for some gay porn. You know those website that say 'Sign up for daily free XxX!!11!', ya. I mean what came over me with? I started having these nasty thoughts of how to make him suffer so much it will make his mother cry when she sees what i'll do to him.

And i do mean cry when she sees it. Really, you should have seen what my thoughts are. Most include medevial torture devices. Namely, denailing, pulling of limbs and the occasional flaying of certain *cough* boy parts.

Man, am i evil or what? I guess the previous test of my evil-o-meter is pretty accurate =)

My heritage!

There's this pretty nifty application online called MyHeritage.com

What it does is that you upload your photo, and they match it against the celebrities in their database. It's quite fun. Plenty of people have tried it already, so I figured why not post up the results of a few people i know.



Haha~ you look like a grandpa. So the dull colours do make you look old!



Not bad, a korean hunk. Got potential if you go Korea, js ;)



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Jw also got potential to be a hunk but somehow the comp refused can't read dor's face. Ah well, i'm sure you will look like a cabbage xD

Who do you look like?

Wow there, dude what's with the personal attack?

Yes, i didn't update for a long time. But this is a ranting post so yeah. Skip this if you're not into teens ranting/whining.

I was tagging at one of my friend's blog and i commented on how one of his friend,whom i know too since we were in the same class, looks like he has short legs.

Here's the response to my innocent, non-flaming comment.



Look at the yellow tagboard.

[bitchyness]

Excuse me; did you just call me horrifically gay? Oh, sorry that i look gay but i cannot seem to see whom I am replying to since you are too short but hey, I could be wrong.

After all, you're wiser than me since you have retained in school for an extra year and second, your art is so fantastic i can't help but wonder why your small brain can't comprehend that what I wrote was a harmless comment, horseface.

I should not have stooped to your level since your brilliant comment shows how much 'wiser' you are than I am. Moreover, you will beat me with experience in childish, insensitive comments. While poor, old me have no experience in your area of specialty.

So what if you have a face like a horse, sucky math (or rather, sucky everything), hang out with moronic friends, save for Kevin and that you have a bad attitude. But i'm big hearted and I will still love you hunnybunny. I like a guy who's straight acting. So sexy ;D

Hugs and kisses,
Muacks Muacks ! <3<3<3

[/bitchyness]



Look at that photo and tell me he doesn't have short looking legs!

Morons everywhere!

rednieg tset !

Here's a couple of reason why i would never become a paper pusher

I ripped this off Eight Days mag, it was so funny i just had to put in in my blog!

Plunder heaven, populate hell!

Yeah, it's another war against the math people.

This time we shall convert those worthless pagans and covert them to potatoeism.

We will start a hold war against them (checked)

Now we shall begin step 2: Covert or Die.

Will add details soon.

Remember! Plunder heaven, populate hell!

-cue insert evil laughter-

the Panadol song

Baby you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my arms, I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Heaven.

Oh, thinking about our younger years, there was only you and me. We were young and wild and free. Now nothing can take you away from me. We've been down that road before, but that's over now. They keep me coming back for more.

And Panadol is all that I need and I found it there in your bag. It isn't too hard to see i'm in Heaven.

Now, nothing could change what you mean to me. There's a lot that I could say, but just hold me now, cause the Panadol will light the way. Baby you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my hands, I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Heaven.

And Panadol is all that I need and I found it there in your bag. It isn't too hard to see i'm in heaven. Now my dreams are throughly shattered. Through the good times and the bad, will you be standing there by me?

And Panadol is all that I need and I found it there in your heart. It isn't too hard to see i'm in heaven.


My baby...

Ughh...God, no!

Oh damn, i got my result slip for this quarter of the year.

Not pretty.

Failed Chinese, Science. I knew that mols concept was being evil, so was that A.C generator thing. DAMN YOU CHEMISTS AND PHYSICTS

English: C6
Chinese: D7 (as in borderline failed)
Maths: B4
Science (Chemisty & Physic): F9 (as in thoroughly failed)
D&T: C5
Combined Humanities (Geo & Social studies): C6

Total: 37 pts.

37 pts go where!?

Not sure if ITE even accepts this kinda crap. >.>

Buck up ah~~~~

The power of 50 cents

Something major happened today. Here are the characters:

Attitude Anna

Soaring sky

Jittery Jian

Attitude Anna was to collect the fees for the Chinese assessment books but Soaring sky did not pay. So, she complains to the teacher. In return, the whole class watches a fantastic drama of hate, betrayal and blame pushing.

Teacher asks Soaring sky to pay up but he says he handed it up to Attitude Anna already. Attitude Anna then said that she did not receive and this whole ‘debate’ went on for a whole. Here comes the fun part.

As Soaring sky was talking how he handed the money to Attitude Anna and suddenly, he talks about how he gave the money to Jittery Jian.

Jittery Jian was shocked! How can he be implicated in this?

Apparently, Soaring sky passed some of the money to Jittery Jian and that Jittery Jian did not return him the 50-cent change.

=.=”

This whole 30 mins fight for a measly 50 cent ?!

See-spa-cial quote: We were born as an original, don't die as a copy.

In case you dimwits still don't get it...

Make full use of your life, don't die as a unnoticeble person. Die as someone that made a mark on this Earth

Anti-social, Giraffe and... doormat?

Oh bleah, i'm on a ranting roll. So stop reading if you don't like people whining and complaing about how life is unfair, water is colorless, groupmates are total morons etc. etc.

Ok, this is going too far. I'm in my chinese project with Soaring Sky, Apathetic Alvin and Blasé Ben.

Not to say they didn't do much but seriously, they did ABSOLUETLY nothing!

I mean, what's the point of doing groupwork if the rest of the group is oh say, enjoying their weekends while i'm home slugging away, helping them get marks for something they didn't do. Or rather too lazy to do.

Yes, that only leaves me. The poor potato, the doormat-ish potato that's afraid that they will be displeased with lowly me, and so swallows the whole responsibilty and help the others get their 'hard-earned' marks.

Apathetic Alvin doesn't have a computer. Yeah right, you have a freaking phone and adidas bag. You tell you don't have a computer? Then explain your blog =/

Blasé Ben does have a computer but i don't have his e-mail. I've asked for it but he always veered from the topic. Does that shouts 'i don't want no work, just marks' or what?!

Soaring Sky is not as bad as the others. At least he apologize when he can't do it. Which is everytime. I'm gonna see how long he's gonna last with the 'i'm sorry, i was busy' card. =/

God, why am i such a doormat?! i let them stepped all over me and i just bottled everything inside. Who is this freak that's such a doormat!? What happened to that person who will give teacher, or anyone else for that matter, attitude if i'm wronged!?

Where are you, my righteous rebel?!

Post-note: Oh yes, yet another reason why i should go Chinese B.

You know, those personality tests thingy that people put on their blog?

Well, i have nothing to do today, so i did a lot of those tests.

Yes, i'm that bored =/

You Were A Jaguar

A shapeshifter that understands the patterns of chaos. You are powerful and move without fear in dark places.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Are 82% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

You are a Self-Discoverer

You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.

How Do People See You?

Eh auntie, what the hell is your problem?

See what that auntie did? She refused to belive i did that compo by myself!

I mean it's an insult to my previous chinese teachers who has pratically drilled the infomation in me. It's no surprise if i did this and she didn't belive me. After all, it is a VERY good piece of work.

Bloody auntie, don't judge people by their looks(or shitty handwriting) ok?!

I tried to kill the pain...
But only brought more
I lay dying
And I'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal

I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
Am I too lost to be saved?
Am I... too lost?


My God, my tourniquet
Return to me salvation!
My God, my tourniquet
Return to me salvation!


Do you remember me?
Lost for so long
Will you be on the other side
or will you forget me?

Return to me salvation!

I want to die...

My wounds cry for the grave
My soul cries for deliverance
Will I be denied Christ?
Tourniquet...
My suicide...