Monday, August 28, 2006

My week in 15 words or less.

Had english oral. Probably screwed. Prelim coming. No time to blog. Day sucks like always.

Yeap, i'm in hell lot of trouble. Damn those addictive teletubies-shooting game. *frowny face*

Monday, August 21, 2006

Some people deserve to die, really.

Here's the situation. I was throwing out the rubbish down those chutes that every HDB has, you know those chutes where you pull open the latch and throw the bags down? Yah, so i was clearing the little piece of chili slices left over from my meal and flicking them into the chute to throw them away, since i've dump the plastic bag just now. I know i could have just save the bag and dump everything into it and throw it all together. But i forgot 'kay?

Anyway back to the flicking, i was flicking them into the chute and my stepdad caught me doing it. He asked, "Why don't you put them into the plastic bag and throw it altogether. I replied, "Cause i forgot and threw away the bag just now. Beside, it's not going to kill anyone if i flick them off like that. I then flick the last piece off and close the chute. But apparently, he doesn't want to let teh matter rest like that.

"But you could havde thrown them into the plastic bag and throw them altogether!" he repeated himself. I rolled my eyes discreetly and the sentence 'Are you deaf or what?! i just said the reason!' came to my mind. but obviously, i can't say that. I just continue to wash my bowl. "Can you promise that you will throw everything into the bag before tossing them?" i was about to reply before he cut my words, "cause it makes the stains on the chute's interior when it dries."

"Not all stains are made by chili, you know." I said innocently, then, surprise suprise, he flared up. "So you're saying you won't do it, is that it?" i stared in disbelief as this idiot is somehow able to extract "No, i won't do it." from "Not all stains are made by chili, you know."

This happened before, and he likes to twists my answer into something he'd imagine i'll do. For example, 'The bin isn't even full yet!' a rather an innocent response to "Can you clear the bin?" will be twisted into something like; 'Fuck you asshole, clear the fucking bin yourself'!

I mean, i just said since the bin wasn't even half full, why clear it? And he interprets it as 'Fuck you.'! So this situation happens all the time, i just said the usual thing to him: I'm not going to reply that question.

So he gets all pissed off and shouted the same phrases at me over and over agains, so i returned the favour by repeating MY answer over and over again. There's no way in hell that he's going to get what i mean. He just twist my answers to suit the opposite of his agenda.

Moral of the story: Don't talk too much to idiots. They can't understand you anyway.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

It's funny how life screws you when you least expects it

As we all know, life is a total bitch. She likes to see us puny mortals get caught up in her painting as her threads of destiny weaved nothing but death for us at the end. So while waiting she screws us with totally incomprehensible ‘accidents’ that only has 1 in 100 gazillion chance of happening.

Like today for example (or rather, everyday), I was praying and praying to whatever thought-entity to make me sick. Be it flu, cough, fever or heck, even arthritis! I know, how can I be that desperate to skip a few lesson in school? Trust me, during those weeks; it was worth the risk to be sick. But apparently, either that thought-entity ignored my prayers or Life is interfering again or probably both.

So those prayer didn’t work and I managed to survive the bloody Nazi-fied days of legal imprisonment aka school. And now lo and behold! Life decides to screw me once again and made me sick this week! What’s the big fishy deal about this week, you ask? It’s my exams week! I hate school but that doesn’t I want to skip exams, I know they are important. With my ultra super tingling sense, I can hear Life laughing away and pointing at me with her bony finger saying, “You’re Punk’d by Life, Bitch!”

And so, I can only blame either: My genetically blessed body for providing me with great immunity but bad timing (learn to co-ordinate better next time guys!) OR blame both Life and that certain thought-entity. I’d probably chose the latter. Now excuse me, I need to go eat some Panadol and get some sleep. What a bitch.

Listening to: Mandy Moore - Cry

I'll always remember
It was late afternoon
It lasted forever
And ended too soon
You were all by yourself
Staring up at a dark gray sky
I was changed

In places no one would find
All your feelings so deep inside (deep inside)
It was then that I realized
That forever was in your eyes
The moment I saw you cry

The moment that I saw you cry

It was late in september
And I've seen you before (and you were)
You were always the cold one
But i was never that sure
You were all by yourself
Staring at a dark gray sky
I was changed

In places no one would find
All your feelings so deep inside (deep inside)
It was then that I realized
That forever was in your eyes
The moment I saw you cry

I wanted to hold you
i wanted to make it go away
I wanted to know you
I wanted to make your everything, all right....

I'll always remember...
It was late afternoon...
In places no one would find...

In places no one would find
All your feelings so deep inside (deep inside)
It was then that I realized
That forever was in your eyes
The moment I saw you cry

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The haze is gone, i can see clearly again

Hell yeah! I finished my Folio, all 35 pages of it and the super-evil-bitchy chinese, how awesome is that?! <3

No more bitchy chinese teacher.

No more Overwhelming folio deadlines.

No more time crunching late night work!

...

Oh wait, i still gonna have to do the crunching late night work, but this time it's for a different subject. Maths. Yeah, Maths and Late Night =/= a good rest but who cares, i'm going to die eventually.

Anyways, update on my stupid class of BBSS 5N2 '06, the morons has finally did something rather... heroic? See, they actually skipped school to complete their folio by today! I'm amazed and slightly amused. Seriously, if you would have finished you folio before the week that the deadline is set then you don't have to skip classes now, do you?

Or was that little time rule a little too complex for your puny brain?

Ah well, i suppose i should just be glad that they had tried at least. Applause and ovations for you people! Bravo! Another thing is that there was (finally!) slience in class the day you guys didn't come! I was like wow! special day today, i'd go buy the ToTo, 4D, horse-racing or whatever evil money-making vices i can get my flithy hands on!

I'd prolly be a gazillionare next week so butter up to me now and you may get a castle or two ;D

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

O levels wants me to holler!

I want to make you holler
Imagine us together (let me see you holler)
Dont be afraid to play my game

Kid dont you hesitate, I won't keep waiting for you
So come and let me take you to your own seating place
Your hate it there with all the things that you can't do
I'll screw you out for most of the time

You can't do anything
I'll make you recall the lessons you don't like (I'll confirm that, I'll confirm that)
I'll be your worst nightmare, everything you fear you will find in me
when you play my game

I wanna make you holler and hear you scream my name
I'll give you rules to follow so you can play my game
Imagine us together, be driving you insane
You will give into me, please be afraid to play my game

So what ya gonna do, now that I got ya with me
You've gotta show me cos your marks don't come for free
Start from question one and work your way down slowly
Please be afraid to play my game

We can go all day long
Doing things you thought you would never do (I wont tell nobody)
I wont tell anyone, what we do is just for me and you
So come and play my game

I wanna make you holler (holler holler holler holler holler holler come on) (x4)

I wanna make you holler (in pain)

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Oh no, it's O levels!!!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

How to crack the cursed Javascript Lock.

Sick of seeing this kind of messages when trying to pry into your friend/enemy/whoever's blog?

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Well, help's here! With Squido's 'Cracking the Javascript lock for dummies' book!

Step one: As you notice, the lock is based on Javascript so the best thing to do is to disabled Javascript. Now if you're using Opera Web Brower then it's very much easier since IE is all messy and stuff.

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Step 2: Unclick it so that it is not turned on.

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Step 3: Enjoy the secret content of your enemy's life and spread rumors about them. ;)

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

Seriously, this is how i feel sometimes.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Omg?

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So my work wasn't fantastic

So my work doesn't please you

So my voice wasn't loud enough for you

But there's no need to criticize me you fucking Asswipe!

I know none of your team likes me.

I know your class doesn't like me nor accept me and i don't fucking care.

But what i do care is how your fucking friends is going to affect my marks.
As if Bastard Bin's comment wasn't enough last week.
You had to fucking add a little salt don't you?

Let's name all the fuckers shall we?

1) Bastard Bin
2) Anorexic Anna
3) Blased Ben
4) Black Bear
5) Apathetic Alvin
6) Ginger Jiang
7) BBQ Peng

Congratz you morons. You made it to my most hated list for the entire year. I hope you die a horrible, painful and slow death. If that doesn't happens, i'd make sure it did.

For the record, your fucking team didn't do any fucking better either, just reading from the fucking textbook with your stupid fucking monotone voice and i didn't vote a '2' for your fucking presentation.

I wished i fucking did.

Fuck you.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Fabula Nova Crystallis.

Or in layman's term; FF XIII

Woohoo!

Here's some preview pics of FF XIII's trailer!

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She is so pretty and i think i love her~.... -melts-