Stupid parents ...

So long didn't write entry leh cause of stupid parents(more on that later). Anyway, life without computer was pretty ummm ... boring. Absoluetly nothing to do except to drink, eat, watch tv, poop and more eating !. I swear, whenever my comp kena banned for whatsoever reason(s) i go into eating mode. I bought a whole 1.5 litre of Ben and jerry's choco ice creamon the 2nd day of my ban. My total curfew is only 3 days -.-;

Why you kena banned ah ?

Actually i'm still not sure yet. On thursday my mom came home all angry and stuff, pull the CPU wire of my comp then stormed back to her room. I was totally mu den ko dai. Then a fight ensure blahblahblah let's skip some parts.

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Then 'cold war' for a 2 day. Today finally got the wire back after a few eh ... negotiation talk =)

And the ice cream is still in the fridge as a memorial for the event. Soon it won't =)


Birds on the wings of truth. They rule the skies.

Horrible acident ! Ugnh !

Today i tried painting my room.BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD decision. It was horrible, horrendous, ghastly, appalling, hideous !!! I absolutely hate that wall now, and i can't do a single thang bout it ! *mumblegrumble* Oh WHY did i do it ? WHYYYYYYY ?!

Must the stupid maths test today, the teachers are quite smart actually. First they delude us with simple, un-cheem paper 1 then BAMM ! they gave us the 'full course meal'. Turns out the paper one was just the 'appetizer' >=(

EVIL I TELL YA. PURE EVIL !

Adventures of the Black Helen spider ! Esp 1

Withen the concrete forest of Bukit Batok, there lives a spider call black Helen spider. Similar to it's counterpart in the other part of the world, it's a female spider which devovers it's prey but this is diffrent. Although the Black Helen spider does eats its prey, it does not mate with it and furthermore, it works in a group to trap the poor, defenceless dude and slowly but surely, digest it with their crap talk and somewhat obsence language.

And today, our prey is walking around the forests slowly, taking its time, thinking it wouldn't get caught. How worng he is. The black Helen spotted its prey and slowly advances it. With its ultra power of persuasion, the prey finally swallows the bait, unknowingly planting the seeds of its own destruction.

Another Black Doreen spider approaches, as i said earlier. Ther Black Helen hunts in group and they are the partners in crime. Together, they tricked the helpless prey into their feeding ground. Plenty of other animals there as there are many watering holes and food avaliable. They sat down comfortably and proceed with teir plan with their commardes, the Black Wee Zhen spider and Black Squido spider. When the prey lowers its guard. The spiders prance at the chance and thus, digesting the doomed prey with their acidic topics and foul comments ...


What do you think, good ? =D
tell me if i should continue with Esp 2 ya ?

True meaning of labor day !

1st of May, labour day. Meant to be a day of rest for everyone who is well ... Laboring. This means all mothers-to-be should stop pushing the baby out, take a coffee break. You know, walking around with the baby half sticking out. chat with the nurses and doctors. Only after 2400 hour, then they should resume giving birth. Wouldn't that be perfect ?

Don't be surprise if the government give me an award for such a smart idea to increase birthrate. Gawd i'm so brilliant !

" It's a dumb idea ! How can a mother pause during break ?! WTF "

Not my problem how they do it. Phfft

" What if the ambulance driver takes a break during you so-call 'brilliant idea' what will happen to those people who are seriously injured in a car crash/attempt to rob a bank/frying an egg

Well too bad for them. Labor day is a day of resting. They shouldn't be doing those things anyway. Double phfft

" You stupid fucking bastard, your idea sucks and so do you ! "

Boohoo. I feel so tramatised by your words. You know what, I'll take in your complaints and rants and pretend that's a neccersary.

Send me hatemail if you please. I'll love to read your 'fondess' for meh ya ? =D

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Ha ha. I'm so lame, typing this kind of entry XD.