i belive this will fend off those insane people who belive i will burn in hell.

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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So unless you show proof, it is unlikely i will give a shit about whatever you belive in. Humph

This sucks...

My friends are going to another class next year. Needless to say, i hate this freaking arrangement, why does all the bad things have to happen to me. -whines excessively-

New keyboard!

I'm typing this with my spanking new keyboard, no more clicking on the stupid on-screen keyboard!

Anyway since i don't have a freaking digicam *cough* I had searched the net for a picture of my keyboard. And here it is!




Pretty in black eh =) ?

Great, my keyboard is dead !!!

I'm typing this using On-Screen keyboard =.="

And it started behaving wierd yesterday. My b'day of all day >.>"

writing this, or rather, clicking these took me 15 mins when done normally should only take 2 mins or less....

screw the keyboard =(

Blog ideas!

Yes, i'm bored again but thanks to Blog Ideas i have inspiration to write meaningless words put together in the format where you would belive it's real!

Anyway, here it goes.

If you were the president...

If i was one, i'll decree that i rock and would be an ego-monster by putting up poster of myself on every inch of the goddamn wall! And also to ban celery import cause they are sinful. To complete the celery hating mind-washing programm, i'll forced publications of textbooks to include celeries as the main villian in every single damn war. Of course the cleries lovers would start protesting now yadayadya.... I'll just shoot anyone who dares to (even remotely) say the like celeries. Ginger would be the second banned veggie.

Gosh, i'll make such a good president. Adore me my people!

Things you would do if you weren't afraid.

I would eat ginger slice by slice, eat some celeries, drink some cynaide, bash the head of some moronic and annoying people. Oh yeah, and to say something like "I hate even single cell in your body and i REALLY hope you'll suffer a excurciating death." to some of the people i know.

Why do dogs sniff each other in the ass?

Duh, that's simple. They did it to know each other better. Just like what momma say about using a needle to test if that random man is your daddy or something to that extent...

Alternate uses for crayons.

Oh god, there are so many... I'll just say 5 of them.

1. Use a lipstick

2. Use as food dyes for those moronic friends who you pretend to like but can't wait for them to die.

3. Use as paints for those poor people who can't afford paint and so, let their children doodle on the wall and call it 'Artistic realism for the all-inspired'

4. Use as a pen for writing cheques when your children are done with using pens for their journey of 'Artistic realism for the all-inspired'

5. Steal them just to annoy your younger siblings. Better still, break it tiny pieces in front of them.

Let's dig on the dumb(er) americans!

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 01, 2005
RE: Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be an open bar and plenty of food We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pocket. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a specialannouncement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 02, 2005
RE: Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Patty

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 03, 2005
RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table ... you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only"; you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?
Somebody?
Forget about the gift exchange, no gift exchange is allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
Patty

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: October 04, 2005
RE: Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinkin during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party- or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross-dressing allowed though we will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food we suggest for those people with high blood pressure to taste first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?
Patty


FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F*ucking Employees
DATE: October 05, 2005
RE: The F***ing Holiday Party

Vegetarian pricks I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f***ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!


FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: October 06, 2005
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and everyone can simply work for a change.
Happy Holidays!

iPod advertisment.

I was bored so i combined by interest of maple and the simple yet effective ads of iPod togther.


Behold, the world's first view of iPod Maple!

Top 10 shocking things that we totally didn't expected!

Since i got my result back, and no i didn't get screwed unlike the previous prediction. I got 6 points, it's not good but it ain't sucky either.

Anyway, here's the top 10 shocking things that we totally didn't expected!

10) Me to pass.

9) Me to get a freaking 2 in chinese

8) Me to even pass Combined humanites

7) Ken lim to get into top 10.

6) The fact that i didn't get a -beep- award for being the best insulter in my class.

5) That my uniforms still fits. Yes, all the months of pigging out didn't did much harm to my waist.

4) Sakae was fun even if your friend suddenly exclamied loudly and that the whole restuarent was looking at you.

3) Soba was fantastic

2) Kalih to didn't make it into the top 10. He's only like the smartest smarty pants in my school.

10) Colin, the resident eternal train wreck to pass.

Now THAT is a shocker.

I got problems and i'm trying to deal with it.

I watched the proverbial sunrise
Coming up over the atlantic
And you might think I’m losing my mind
But I will shy away from the specifics
Cause I don't want you to know where I am
Cause then you'll see my heart in the saddest state it’s ever been
And this is no place to try and live my life.

Stop right there
That’s exactly where I lost it
See that line
Well I never should've crossed it
Stop right there
Well I never should've said that
It’s the very moment that I wish that I could take back.

I'm sorry for the person I became
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to change
I'm ready to be sure I never become that way again
Cause who I am hates who I've been
Who I am hates who I've been

I talked to absolutely no one
Couldn't keep to myself enough
And the things bottled inside had finally begun
To create so much pressure that I'd soon blow up

And I heard the reverberating footsteps
Syncing up to the beating of my heart
And I was positive that unless I got myself together
I would watch me fall apart

And I can’t let that happen again
Cause then you'll see my heart in the saddest state it’s ever been
And this is no place to try and live my life

Who I am hates who I’ve been
And who I am will take the second chance you gave me
Who I am hates who I’ve been
Cause who I’ve been only ever made me

Why do everything i say sounds like an insult ?!

Long time no update, obviously. There's a lot of stuff to talk about there's only 2 major stuff i rather talk about right now, and that N's result and an angry freind who thought i was insulting him.

Let's deal with and N's first...

LYKOMGISHINESSROFLOLHAX,

HOLYMOLEY GUACOMOELY,

SUFFERING SOLARTRASH SHIFT+111111!!!

Results in 3 days(approx.) time. Yay for big time anixety and loser/defeatist/depressive attitude. -sacrasm- This time i think really is xiong duo zi shao (Read: screwed up big time >_<")



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Bleah, now to more unpleasent things..., i was playing my friend's maple character, a Ditsin, a hybrid of bandit and assassin (read: can attack far-ranged and near-ranged) and just so happens he levels and gain 3 SP and 5AP. I messed up his AP and (i think) SP too. He gets pissy at the AP incident and shouted at me and subtley, warned me not to play his character again.

Then a few days ago, he told my other friend to buy a equipment that for no more than 500k but in reality, the item cost 1.1 mill. My rather innocent friend took his advice and ask to buy the equipment for 500k. Eventally he found out it doesn't sells for 500k but he's cool with it (he says he was hoping to get a cheap deal. Haha, cheapo x) ) and he proceed to look for the equipement with the better pricing.

Now, you must know that i mean no harm or sacrasm toward the one who told the wrong price and i respect him a lot cause he's a computer genius and secondly, he treats me alot and i mean A LOT of times. He plays the old version of maplestory and was just getting used to the newer stuff in the new maple. Including the pricing. So i didn't blame him if he get the pricing wrong.

Anyway, all i said was(i quote directly)

"Who say want buy calas for 500k de =/"

Immediately, he lashes out at me(i quote directly again),

"Wl, i tell you honestly i don't fucking like your sacrasm so you better stop doing it."

I was like, WTF, i didn't meant it as an insult and not to mention it wasn't even directed at him. Next i told him it wasn't sacarsm and that it wasn't directed at him. He replied:

"Really, not sacarsm ?! Bullshit!"

I was really shocked since i never seen him flare up like that. i know he has a bad temper. Subconsciously, i think it has something to do witht he AP incident and that may have pushed him over the edge. I wanted to clarified the matter with him but he logged off after the 'bullshit' part. Maybe i'll try to apologize tomorrow, if he still speaks to me >_>"
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-Sigh- Why do bad things have to happen all at once...


Screw my life...